Best Comebacks to Toxic Comments
While we all like to think that we’d put up with anything life throws at us, sometimes a ✨clapback✨ is called for. There’s nothing worse than a bully and they’re an even bigger problem online because you can’t tell when they are going to get personal and attack your sense of self-worth. 💅
Here are some of our favourite comebacks for when someone is being toxic and you need to put them in their place. 💅
Toxic person: Criticizes you or makes negative comments
You say: The problem with closed-minded people is their mouth is always open
Toxic person: Criticize your dreams
You say: Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.
Toxic person: Calls you a noob
You say: I guess we have something in common then
Toxic person: Tries to roast you
You say: Quit trying to be a smart ass when you're just an ass
Toxic person: Calls you boring
You say: Yeah, and what makes you so exciting?
Toxic person: Acting judgmental towards you
You say: It's funny how the people who know me the least have the most to say
Toxic person: Calls you ugly
You say: Too bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality
Toxic person: Says that you're obsessed with them
You say: You're like a bag of diapers. Self-absorbed and full of shit
Toxic person: Blames others for all of their problems
You say: If everywhere you go there's a problem...guess what?
Toxic person: Keeps acting like a jerk towards you
You say: I love the sound you make when you shut up
Toxic person: Calls you selfish
You say: Yeah, I totally wanted to drop everything I was doing today and care for your bullshit
Toxic person: Says they don't like you
You say: It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste
Toxic person: Complains that you're critical
You say: I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego
Toxic person: Call you weird
You say: I'm not weird; I just fall outside your exceptionally narrow view of the world
Toxic person: Remarks that you're always quiet
You say: Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud
Toxic person: Makes a comment about how you dress
You say: You hear that? It’s the sound of me not caring.
Toxic person: Doesn't want to understand your point
You say: I’d spell it out for you, but that’s assuming you know your ABCs
Toxic person: A narcissistic asks you if you're happy to see him
You say: My heart was beating fast when I saw you walk in. I thought you were the monster under my bed.
Be kind, but also stand up for yourself! Give way more than you take from toxic people and overall just be a positive force in life! 💗